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Some Computer Haiku messages - a little more fun than the regular ones.
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Windows NT crashed.
The Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
You seek a Website.
It cannot be located.
Countless more exist.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
Chaos reigns within.
Sop, reflect, and reboot.
Order shall return
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way to much.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
You step in the stream
But the water has moved on.
Page not found.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
With searching comes loss.
The presence of absence.
"June Sales.doc" not found.
Having been erased,
The document you are seeking
Must now be retyped.
The Tao is that seen
Is not the true Tao
Until you bring fresh toner.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

 




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